John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Angry Birds Trailer: The Birds Get Medieval on Our Butts
Could we be heading into an era full of swords and spells with the next Angry Birds title? Maybe this new teaser trailer will provide answers.
Watch 50 Movie Spoilers of 2013 in About Six Minutes
With the Oscars on their way, now's the time to think back on all of the movies of 2013. If you haven't seen them all, here are spoilers for 50 of them!
Jimmy Kimmel Gets Teary Eyed for a 7-Year-Old Boy with Cancer
This nearly six-minute video shows Jimmy Kimmel meeting a seven-year-old boy with cancer who's been dubbed "Super Max" by his friends.
Frozen with Censored Scenes Really Lets It Go
Disney's 'Frozen' just got released on digital download, so fans everywhere are letting it go. But how much funnier would the movie be with unnecessary censorship?
Seth Rogen Speaks to the Senate about Alzheimer’s
Funny man Seth Rogen recently testified before the Senate on the serious matter of Alzheimer's disease.
What This Whale Does is Both Surprising and Funny
When one encounters a majestic beast such as a whale in the wild, the experience is usually awe-inspiring. That wasn't the case for this lady.
Finding Nemo is Hilarious with Unnecessary Censorship
A new video has surfaced on the Internet, full of great scenes from 'Finding Nemo' that have been unnecessarily censored.
DHL Gets Other Delivery Companies to Advertise for Them
If you're a delivery company like DHL, how could you best advertise your services at a low cost while sticking it to your competitors? How about getting them to advertise for you?
This Little Girl and Her Cat Rock a Righteous Duet
This just might be the best commercial for a mobile network with a singing cat that you'll ever see.
Carmelo Anthony Makes it Rain Indoors
New York Knicks small forward Camelo Anthony made it rain indoors at the All-Star game the other night. He made it rain three-pointers, that is.
Behold the World’s Fastest Jet Powered Truck
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shockwave, the world's fastest jet-powered truck.
Vanilla Ice Resurrects “Go Ninja, Go” for Mac & Cheese
It's been years since the magical words "go ninja, go" have been uttered, but Vanilla Ice has given them new life in a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese commercial.