So there you are, having sex or watching porn (oh, don’t act like you never do) when suddenly you’re hit with a blinding headache. What gives?
If you were planning to let MTV follow you around with cameras as you endeavored to lose your virginity on its new show ‘My First,’ looks like you’ll have to document the events some other way — the network has pulled the plug on the project.
Alan Petrusson wanted sex, but instead of begging like the rest of us, he tied himself naked and blindfolded to a tree in a park in Ramsey, Minnesota and waited for the sex to come to him. Brilliant. Why didn’t we think of that?!?
Studies show that most women make noise (and lots of it) when engaging in sexual intercourse. It’s not because they’re nearing orgasm. Those loud moans are more of an effort to make you feel good about yourself and the size of your package and because she wants you to hurry the hell up.
A 54-year-old man was acquitted of indecency on a train after a woman accused him of “playing the ‘skin flute’ while reading a newspaper, breathing heavily, and snarling.” She thought he was masturbating in public. He says he wasn’t, but his excuse for what he was actually doing, is fantastic.
The Louis Vuitton purses down on Canal Street in Chinatown in Manhattan (where merchants take you into secret rooms and have you fearing for a second that you’ll be abducted and sold into slavery, never to be heard from again) aren’t the only things that are fake. That story about the famed, luxe French fashion house bringing its recognizable “LV” logo to the condom market? Faker than a porn star
Iowa police are currently offering a $1000 reward for information leading to the arrest of a man who robbed the Romantix Pleasure Palace in Iowa City. The man is wanted for theft after stealing a 'sex doll' at 3AM.